When i was on my way for break yesterday, a young (quite good looking) man came up to me...here's our conversation n pls spot the mistakes.

Man: Excuse me nurse, I cant find my car....(stares hopefully into my eyes)

Me: ok...so how do u wan me to help u?

Man: I dun knoe..i really cant find my car.

Me: Where do u park it?

Man: Carpark.

Me: I mean, wats the nearest blk??

Man: It's the big big carpark.

Me: We gt lots of carpark here. There's one just behind u. At least try to remember the nearest blk.(getting a bit impatient)

Man: i think it's blk 6 ah.

Me: (showed him how to get to blk 6)

Mistake 1: If u wan to ask for help, pls ask INTELLIGENTLY!! Just by saying u cant find ure car n giving me tat sad puppy face isnt gng to win u any sympathy frm me.

Mistake 2: When u answer a qn, pls answer it INTELLIGENTLY also. yes i knoe u parked ure car in a carpark, u dun haf to tell me tat. i need other details to help to find ure "missing" car.

Mistake 3: pls be specific. Ure "big big carpark" may be my "small small carpark" so again, be INTELLIGENT, i need more details.

When u get panic, u kinda get stupid too. Tats wat i learned yesterday. So never ever get panic!! He was lucky that i find him kinda cute. If not, i would haf just instruct him to the ambulance or the dumpster carpark.